On June 13, the England national football team transferred from West Palm Beach, Florida to Kansas City, Missouri. Someone robbed the luggage.
The stolen items included Harry Kane’s football boots, Jude Bellingham’s football boots, Anthony Gordon’s football boots, official match balls, analytical materials described as “essential to the coaching staff’s daily work,” and various other technical equipment. Total estimated value: $18,000. Two men have been charged. Most of the stolen gear has been recovered.
Kane scored twice against Croatia on Wednesday. The analytical materials presumably helped. The boots were presumably either recovered or replaced, because Kane was wearing boots when he scored, and they appeared to be his. England won 4-2.
The theft is worth dwelling on briefly not because it is the most serious thing happening at this World Cup, which it emphatically is not, but because of what it required. The England national team’s equipment was accessible enough during a transit from Florida to Missouri that two people loaded $18,000 worth of gear into whatever they were driving and left. The team packs boots belonging to the most recognizable striker in English football and ships them in luggage that can be reached by someone with basic access and no apparent security barrier. Harry Kane’s boots are not insured against World Cup prep logistics. Apparently they were until this week.
The investigation continues. The boots are back. England won. Kane has scored twice in the tournament he almost entered without footwear, which is a detail that requires the boots to have been stolen for it to exist, and which is the kind of detail this tournament is producing on a daily basis.
When the most solvable problem at a global sporting event involves stolen boots that were replaced and a striker who scored twice anyway, what does the rest of the problem list look like?
Sources
GB News: England World Cup chaos as balls and training kit stolen days before Croatia clash
GB News: Two men charged after stealing England’s training equipment
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